Author Archives: Jeff McElroy

About Jeff McElroy

After serving for four years as a Power Ranger, Jeff McElroy left the service to pursue a career in the arts. Paintings of cats and unicorns taking naps together earned him international fame and a ridiculous financial nest egg. Retiring at the early age of 23, he spent the next forty years living on the shore of Lake Huron. Mr. McElroy burned through his monumental monetary cache and needed to return to work. This time around, he has decided to pursue writing as a career, which is why he has invested his time and money in the blog you are currently reading.

I Went To Church Today, Oh Boy

I Went To Church Today. I am not much of a church person and I am not good at bending the knee to other powers. But this was lovely, and even though you may already know the blog (she is … Continue reading

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A month ago, my http://www.unnecessarywords.com colleague Ken posted this juicy prediction. Today, we see that he was almost entirely right and I just want to make sure everyone knows, when it comes to SCOTUS analysis, there is no place better … Continue reading

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The CATvengers

The CATvengers. I like to imagine my cats do this kind of stuff. Also I like to imagine that this blog will eventually be all about cats.

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Ghosts Of The Pine Barrens

He left the bar in Olde City around 4 when his bartender buddy decided it was time to go home to his wife. He walked down 2nd Street to his car; despite drinking more than a few Arrogant Bastards; the … Continue reading

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Jeff McElroy vs. Osama bin Laden

Jeff McElroy vs. Osama bin Laden. I don’t usually deal strictly with truth on my blogs, but the above link is the 100 percent true story of how I punched out a terrorist (9 or 10 years before they were … Continue reading

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Of Petals And Pollens.

Of Petals And Pollens.. Sometimes, tasteful pictures of plant genitalia are exactly what I need for inspiration. I am working on a couple short stories right now and both felt like they needed little scenic details and these pictures may … Continue reading

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story. I am 28 years old and by most qualifications of such things; not an attractive man. But things like this happen to me with some frequency, typically by women fifteen or more years … Continue reading

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